On the Train to Seattle
Catching the Amtrak from Portland to Seattle?
Book early, look for amtrak coupons, middle of the week. Save that money for you and your loved one
Hungry? Eat before you get on the train. Maybe bring snacks.
When your trai-neighbor gives dirty looks, you'll know its not cause of your food.
Don't settle for the kosher hot dog. It looks dead.
You may be able to do without snapchat, nobody wants to be in your story
regardless how weird they may look.
Use the handicap amtrak bathroom at least once in your life.
It might be worth the story sometime later down life's line.